A Tale Of The Stuffy Head- A poem

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By CMCastro

This was what I was doing all last week.
This was what I was doing all last week.
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A Poem About Sinus Congestion

I didn't write very many new hubs lately, for reasons such as over time at work, kissing and making up with hubby, and then finally because I was under the weather with the utmost symptom of all- the STUFFY Head, Cough, and Congestion. Instead of writing a boring instructional Hub on how to treat what is ailing you, I thought I would take the humorous approach.



The condition of the nose 
That ye no longer blows 
Was exposed to the spray of 
corticosteroid. 
Made me feel 
like a nasty old mongoloid. 

I should have had horns 
Growing out of my ears, 
I should have shut myself at home 
Away from my peers. 
I prayed and I waited 
For the expectorant Of phlegm. 
I got so tired of the 
Expression "Ahem". 

Nothing worked better than 
Ginger, honey in 
Tea. And steam from the 
Bath 

That was more suited for me. 
Now I can 
Breath the fresh air 
And be able to smell 
The fish that 
my girlfriend bought from 
"Ole Southern Belle",

I've had "enuffy" 
With this nose 
That's been stuffy!!


Copyright @2010 C M Castro

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richtwf 18 months ago

Hope you're much better after your poor episode of stuffy nose! Enjoyed your delightful poetic humour and thanks for sharing Twin Sis.

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Dave Mathews Level 7 Commenter 18 months ago

I have a special way of treating a sinus cold. It works for me in one day but I don't recommend it.

Brother Dave.

Eiddwen profile image

Eiddwen 18 months ago

I loved this one. I am indeed one of the very many sufferers of sinus. Not to a great extent but enough to show that it is here.

Your poem was funny and very clever.

Take care.

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Fiddleman Level 5 Commenter 18 months ago

Those head colds are nasty, ever try one of those little Neta Pots and flush your sinus. They work pretty good for some folks. great hub.

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