A Bunch Of More Of Funny Thoughts To Ponder About

The Time has Come for this hub writer to bring you another hub of funny thoughts to ponder about. I have waited for just the appropriate time, even at the time of year when things to be getting oh so stressful: change in employment, change of weather, car troubles, lack of free time, financial tightness, parents moving, holidays are coming- these are only a few things I can think of that have been making my life into a bit of a cramp, to say the least. So this hub is not only entertaining, but also a stress reliever, as it attempts to get the mind onto something else. Thank The Good Lord for laughter. And He has allowed once again for the creative thoughts to become alive upon your computer screen. Please enjoy!

NEW PROFESSIONS

As any reader of the "Christmas Carol" knows, Ebenezer Scrooge was a miserly banker who was haunted by ghosts of the Christmases past, present and future. What if he changed his profession and became a "Ghost whisperer"?

On stage, Larry, Curly, and Moe became the Three Stooges and did all kinds of things to each other which caused physical pain ( all in slapstick comedy, of course). Wouldn't it be interesting if they all gave up the theater to become chiropractors?

What if Martin Luther King, Jr. was still alive and became President Obama's "Speaker of the House"?

What if Jimmy Dean and Aunt Jemima were the ones to create the original recipe for "pigs in blankets"?

What Are They Driving?

A wealthy man named Boris Malcolm Whitaford decided to monogram all of his prized possessions. Everyone believed in his driveway was parked a BMW.

Ms.Tonie Deph and her family would love to go on fun car trips on the weekends. During these long drives, they would have sing a longs no matter if they knew the words or not. They drove along in their Hummer.

This fan was obsessed with the musicians in a band named John, Paul, George and Ringo. Parked in her driveway was a Volkswagon Beetle.

Haunted Honeymoon?

A mortician of a small country town insisted on driving his own work vehicle when he gets married. His bride is an intelligent woman who happens to be in the profession of selling Insurance policies for life and for death. On the wedding day, he and his bride will drive off to their honeymoon in Death Valley. As they drive away from their wedding party, everyone reads the bumper sticker, "For Better until Hearse!

Family Relationships

It is exciting to hear that Prince William and his beautiful wife Kate is possibly expecting their first child. If the child is to be a girl, and they pick out the name, Penelope, what interesting nick names she may have. The fans may say, "There goes the princess and her Pea" while others may say, "the prince knows how to hold onto his Penny"!

What an interesting marriage it would be if Ebenezer Scrooge should marry Florence Nightingale. Should they rent a boat and float down the Seine River, onlookers may say to themselves, "There goes Eb and Flo."

Poultry With No Penmanship

Realize that- the chicken you pluck with soon not cluck; the rooster you may roast in the morning will not boast, and the turkey you plan to fry, will never again lie!

Computerized Man?

To stay well, anti-virus programs needed. To protect one's identity, https (help-to-thwart-personality-stealer). To fortify one's ability to remember, increase RAM (reinvent a mind). To put on shoes again, reboot.